People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
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It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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