I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
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But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
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Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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