i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
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Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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