Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
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Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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