You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
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ttyl tear gas
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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