Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
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I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
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I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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