I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
is it fun? or sober?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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