So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
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His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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