put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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