i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
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two words: eviction party
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
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I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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