So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
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I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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