I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
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He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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