remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
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Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
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I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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