I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
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Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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