The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
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Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
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I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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