I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
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I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
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THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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