I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
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you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
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What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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