he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
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I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
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What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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