You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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