He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
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You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
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Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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