Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
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He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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