is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
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Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
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You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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