It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
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And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
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Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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