I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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