Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
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Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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