I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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