We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
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Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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