Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
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Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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