It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
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When are your genitals available?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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