Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
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You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
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There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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