whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
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there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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