omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I feel like abortions should bother me more
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
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It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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