when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
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you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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