can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
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think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
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all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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