She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
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this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
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and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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