Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
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I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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