ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
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He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
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You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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