I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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