I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Do you still have your period?
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
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nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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