Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
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On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
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Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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