why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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