My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
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So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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