That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
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My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
And then he peed in my hair
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