Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
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He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
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there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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