i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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