I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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