Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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