So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
do herpes really smell.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
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I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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