everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
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yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
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nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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