she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
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cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
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Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I DEMAND FORESKIN
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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